Top Ten Christian Pickup Lines That Will Make You an Atheist

1) Baby, you’re just like water …Except Jesus turned you into FINE.

2) Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives… He never met you!

3) So last night, I was reading the book of Numbers, and I realized I don’t have yours!

4)  Me + You = Song of Songs: the remix

5)  Is this seat saved? Because I am.

6 ) Jesus says, “give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry” so how about dinner tonight?

7) I just want you to know, I’m praying for you… No, I’m praying “FOR” you.

8) Hey girl, are you related to Abraham’s nephew? Because I like you A LOT.

9) My parents are home, wanna come over?

10) Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

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